It'a difficult to understand all the hoohah over Tiger Woods, when my dear wife was caught in a life struggle at our (temporary) finger chewing garage door.
Heroically cradling four eggs in her left hand, her right hand became caught in the maw of this beast.
Note the claw marks on the steel framed door. Her valiant attempt to free herself while preserving the four brown eggs rivals Tiger Woods' wife's heroic attempt to free him from his disabled vehicle.
Ann's superpowers allow her fingers to do some damage to the garage door, cratering the panels above and below her hand.
But the eggs; oh, the eggs survived giving testimony to her bravery and determination.
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